Obama Flip-flops on Lunch Choice

The democratic nominee was heard several times promising to eat quesadillas in the afternoon

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Obama Flip-flops on Lunch Choice



WASHINGTON D.C. -- Democratic nominee and presidential hopeful Barack Obama suffered yet another major upset when he flip-flopped on his lunch selection yesterday. The Illinois senator promised to eat quesadillas at La Taqueria but instead went completely in the opposite direction by eating at a local diner.

"I was in the mood for eggs. I love quesadillas, but ultimately, when the decision had to be made, I had to stick with my stomach," said Obama to protesters at a lunch protest rally across the street.

Jeers and cries of flip-flopping emanated from the crowd and McCain was quick to issue this statement:

"The people of America have been victim to too much flip-flopping and as a result, several food chains across this great country of ours have lost millions in promised business. I will not let America down like that, and will never flip-flop on any issue."

However, earlier this week McCain also suffered a mild upset when promised to eat just a salad, and instead ordered boiled chicken with a side of salad.





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