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GOP Renamed GYP



Members from McCain's campaign met with advertising agency Hayes-Myers this week to tweak the party's image and try to neutralize Obama's youth appeal.

The first unanimous decision was to rename the nickname of the Republican party, the GOP (Grand Old Party) to GYP (Grand Young Party).

"KFC hid their fried nature behind an acronym, but we all knew what the 'F' stood for. The key is to eliminate the 'F' on day one," said President of Hayes-Myers, Roy Myers.

Following that tactic, the GOP has asked the media to please use their new nickname and that press kits are being sent out shortly with new branding as well.





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