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WALL-E Sex Tape Leaked



NEW YORK, NY -- A sex tape between WALL-E and EVE was stolen and the taker is trying to release it through the same company that released the Pamela/Tommy Lee tape. WALL-E was able to file an order to temporarily stop the tape's release, but a transcript was still given, printed below:


"WALL-E"
"EVE"
"WALL-E"
"EVE, EVE"
"WALL-E"
"EVE"
"WALL-E"
"EVE"
"WALL-E, WALL-E"
"EVE"
"WALL-E"
"EVE, EVE, EVE, EVE"
"WALL-E"
"EVE"
"WALL-E, WALL-E, WALL-EEEEEEEEE"
"EVE"





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WALL-E Sex Tape Leaked

A tape was stolen from WALL-E's storage unit. We were able to get a transcript of the tape.

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